Here... take a wee peekie at the following...
Now, guess. Did she;
a) Have inappropriate sexual contact with one of her history students?
b) Murder her lesbian lover with the stiletto heel of her patent leather pumps?
c) Resign her job as the Director of the Oregon liquor Control council after being caught driving at twice the legal limit blood alcohol level?
If you guessed C, you would be right. Let's hear it for our tax dollars at work.