Saturday, May 28, 2005

A new series: Things that should be banned from...

...the gym:

1. the theme song from "Rocky"
2. calipers
3. the girl who wears tight jeans and high heels while on the stairmaster
4. exotic floral printed pants
5. sweaty man who sings along with his discman on the treadmil
6. naked woman in locker room who takes waaaaay too long to put her clothes on...and bends over waaaay too much
7. 42DDD who feels no need to wear a sports bra (or any bra it seems at times)
8. hogging the ab machine...or talking to your friend while just SITTING on it, when i've been waiting to use it for 30 minutes now
9. all the girls who decide that a sports bra should serve as their only shirt
10. all the fast food commercials that come on the tv while i'm on the eliptical. that's just plain cruel


Scrapping Dani said...

I agree. LOL! The list is very funny Breanna. Thanks for the laugh. By the way the partylite stuff should be here in 2-3 weeks.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Wow. What a great list.

I agree with all of those. Although I can't speak to the naked girl in the locker room.