Just when you thought my job was all glitz and glamour...here are the top 4 things from today's actual To Do List:
1. Call Roto-Rooter to discuss the technicalities of one child's turds being so large as to completely clog the toilet all by themselves. (seriously, like twice a week)
2. Call large-turded kid's foster parent to discuss need to "fish out and break up" said turds to prevent such clogging
3. Call large-turded kid's doctor to schedule enema.
4. Go to Fred Meyer to purchase scale for another child with potty problems so that their diapers can be weighed.
That's right folks. I had to find a scale to weigh some kids poopy diapers.
glamorous my assorous