a. your favorite joke
b. the worst gift you've ever received
c. the weirdest superstition you follow
d. your favorite book that i ought to read while stuck in my bed (please, no sci fi or romance novels)
thanks!
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
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i'm sick (again) so i've decided you should entertain me. you may select from the following options:
a. your favorite joke
b. the worst gift you've ever received
c. the weirdest superstition you follow
d. your favorite book that i ought to read while stuck in my bed (please, no sci fi or romance novels)
thanks!
a. your favorite joke
b. the worst gift you've ever received
c. the weirdest superstition you follow
d. your favorite book that i ought to read while stuck in my bed (please, no sci fi or romance novels)
thanks!
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What did one fly say to the other fly?
Your human is unzipped.
I'm currently addicted to "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey. It's about his journey through rehab. He likes the f-word a lot but I'm surprisingly not offended.
I also enjoyed Traveling Mercies by Anne Lamott. You can read my thoughts about the book on my blog, I did a whole post on the book and my reflections.
Favorite Sicky books:
A Walk to Remember - Nicholas Sparks
Jemima J - I know you love this one too ;)
When I'm sick - I like books I don't have to think too much to get through.
As for silly superstition. I don't know why, there's no real reason...but I can't fall asleep unless I'm facing a wall.
i recommend robots in love.
here is a joke for you, too.
why did the baby cross the road?
because it was stapled to the chicken.
you know what the worst gift i ever received was . . . you know . . . remember the rabbit? the one my mom made?
worst. gift. ever.
are you sick today? if you aren't gonna be at work, i need to know . . . it's supposed to be sushi day . . .
sorry you are feeling sick, this should make you laugh (warning it could be offensive to some):
What goes ha ha thump thump?
a man laughing his balls off.
books i recommend:
"the red tent"
"the da vinci code"
all the harry potter books . . . that should keep you busy until you are well again.
feel better!
sorry tabs...i tried to summon the strength to come to work today, and kept...um....spilling my beans? so...it's a no. which makes me sad, cause i'm dying for sushi, and time with you of course. i'm gonna do everything i can to be there tomorrow...are you free for lunch then?
You said no sci fi OR romance novels but you failed to say no sci fi romance novels. See the distinction? hahahaha
My favorite book from 2005 is The Time Traveler’s Wife. It's about time travel (duh) but it's really overshadowed by the love story of the two main characters and how they try to lead normal lives when one of them is always disappearing and reappearing. It's not heavy on techno babble, there are no battle scenes, no lustful chapters of unbridled-what-ever-the-heck it is that those romance novels usually contain. The book is almost written for those readers who don't like sci fi or romance stories.
It was a beautiful book and it totally caught me off guard. I stayed up all night to finish it the day I bought it home.
My favorite joke lately:
A little girl brings her toothbrush to her father one morning and asks if it’s still safe to use it.
“Sure, honey. Why wouldn’t it be safe?” He looks puzzled
The little girl replies “It fell in the toilet this morning.”
“Oh dear!” says the father. “You should throw it away at once and we’ll go get you a new one!.”
The little girl goes to the bathroom and returns with her father’s toothbrush in her other hand. “We’d better throw this one away too. It fell in the toilet last week!”
Worst gift ever--wedding present. Simple silver tray, just didn't need it. Went to return it it was $1. Yes $1. It seems the person that bought it spent $300 and got a silver tray (small thing) for $1. Which is what I got as the ENTIRE wedding gift...the ONE DOLLAR tray! Tray is also an overstated word.
Books - The Nazi Officer's Wife.
The Girl in the Picture. My Sister's Keeper.
Feel Better.
another good sci-fi book that doesn't count as sci-fi is the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series. they will make you laugh your ass off!
good joke:
how do you get pikachu on a train?
you poke him on! (pokemon . . . get it?)
that was bad Tabitha. Bad bad bad.
You still sick?
Q - How does Snoop Dogg keep all of his whites so white?
A - BLEEE-ACH.
(sounds like biyatch)
Anyway....
I love all of the Anne of Green Gables/Avonlea books. Quality reading.
Also, I'm in the middle of Angels and Demons, which is the book that precedes DaVinci Code. It's awesome.
Hope you feel better.
Hope you feel better soon.
I read The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, and they are great books if you like spy thriller stuff.
i don't know what you're talking about Ryan, those two guys above you think that my blog is very informative...you must not be thinking clearly.
americanidolitis...that's brilliant!
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